Dave keeps buying these Lotto tickets every week. So this week I decided to ride along with him to buy one for myself.
Whaddaya think the folks in Tallahassee would say if I won the damn thing and showed up to collect my 25 Million dollars?
Ya think they'd deny a dummy his well-won money?
If'n I win the money, I got my car already picked out. Ta Hell with Dave and his dream of owning a Lambo; he'll have to settle for riding in the passenger seat.