December 22, 2008
MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAMMIT
Well, it's been a long time since I felt like updating this rag, but it's the Christmas season and all, and I'm feeling all "neesy-nice" and warm and egg-nog filled, so I figure what the hell; I'll go ahead and wish both my readers a Merry Christmas.
Mind you, I don't go for all that "Happy Holidays" crap and politically correct stuff. If'n you celebrate Hanukkah or Kwanzaa--more power to ya; and I hope all goes well for you, too.
I'm just a ventriloquist's sidekick, who really cares what I think anyway.
But, you can be certain, I'll be back to make Dave's life miserable and writing what I feel like; when I feel like it.
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE GRAVEL ROAD, DAMMIT!