HAPPY CHRISTMAS

It's Christmas Day. In fact, in about an hour (my time) it'll be Christmas Gone. I logged in to the My Face today to tell those people following me (ya know, real people following a wooden dummy) Merry Christmas.

Now, I don't go in for all the sentimental crap, if'n you want that, go to Hallmark or The Lifetime Channel, but I will repeat here what I said over there. Don't be a dummy and get out of the Christmas Spirit first thing in the morning. If you had a good Christmas and it made you happy, then try to stay happy on the 26th of December, too. don't let the others pull ya down. Remember, no body pulls your strings.

Now, me? Ya know, I ain't ever in a really good mood. That's my nature. That's how I was carved. And, I DO HAVE someone yanking on my strings. I can't get around it. But I'm smart enough to recognize, you can still be nice to people...even if you ain't a nice guy, in general. 

That's what the whole "Santy Clause" thing is all about. 

So anyway, If you had a Good Christmas, then I'm happy for ya. Good Job!

Let's close this damn thing with a song. It's all about being alone on Christmas. Sounds Bad, I know, but the song is good and the video is good and it's got  Peter Venkman singing in it so, there's that.

Finish Your Christmas after this, and drink the last glass of eggnog and...what the hell...

MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

Ghost Of Christmas Past

I was digging through some of Dave's old pictures and came across this gem. That's Dave and his "Danny O'Day" doll that he got for Christmas way back in 1972. (Damn, he's old as dirt.)

But, that Christmas present helped Dave learn ventriloquism and led to my creation, so I can't knock it too much. In fact, I guess in the grand crazy scheme of things weird--that little plastic Danny O'Day doll is kinda like my granpa. Ewwww...that made me throw up a little in my mouth.

Anyway, that Christmas ghost from my past, inspires me to wish you guys a Merry Christmas from Skyler's Gravel Road. There--I said it--

"Merry Christmas!"

MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAMMIT

Well, it's been a long time since I felt like updating this rag, but it's the Christmas season and all, and I'm feeling all "neesy-nice" and warm and egg-nog filled, so I figure what the hell; I'll go ahead and wish both my readers a Merry Christmas.

Mind you, I don't go for all that "Happy Holidays" crap and politically correct stuff. If'n you celebrate Hanukkah or Kwanzaa--more power to ya; and I hope all goes well for you, too.

I'm just a ventriloquist's sidekick, who really cares what I think anyway.

But, you can be certain, I'll be back to make Dave's life miserable and writing what I feel like; when I feel like it.

Until then....

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE GRAVEL ROAD, DAMMIT!